Monday, 22 February 2016

Crafty Bits


Welcome to Bex's Crafty Bits

You're in the middle of nowhere with no funds and it's pouring down so you can't get out on to the allotment, what do you do? Get depressed? Heck NO, no way......this is a sign that the fates have all clubbed together to give you a bit of crafting time - woop woop. After all, who am I to go arguing with fate? Grin.

I have been so lucky to have been welcomed, with open arms, to a local craft group. The ladies there are totally amazing and we have a great time pooling ideas and trying out different crafts.

Some wool from local sheep and alpacas was donated to the group and some of it was dyed by members of the group ready for use by anyone.

Here's my first attempt at making some wet felted wrist warmers out of sheep wool:



As well as being wrist warmers they could also double as an emergency wrist cast or natural ornament as they are thick enough to stand up on their own!

With spare bits of wool I needle felted repairs to the blankets on the sofa to mask the results of the last dying moments of the bits of wood that leapt, in flame, from the fire in a desperate bid for freedom:



The hearts were done using heart shaped cookie cutters. The shape of the cats heads may look familiar to cat owners as I cut off the top part of a Whiskers treat pot to felt these.

Next we had a go at making some slippers, this time using some hand dyed alpaca wool. Tis a tad cold at the moment, although not quite a cold and the slipper making process made my hands look:


Thankfully, for you, I don't have any photos of my blue feet! The last part of moulding the slippers involves using each foot as a mould and shaping the squidgy, massive, soapy slipper to it. I distracted myself during this process by watching Callie and Nige battle it out as snowboarding Sonic the hedgehogs on the Wii....some very interesting moves were witnessed!

Once dried out, days later, the slippers looked like this:


Next to a bit of jewellery making where one of the group taught everyone a stitching technique. I haven't seen sooooo many beads in one house before. We could have place a serious challenge to the NEC craft show. So a bit of waxed cord, a button, some sewing thread and a few beads later - ta da:


The challenge for us here is to craft without buying things. Now, as any crafter knows, the temptation to make crafty purchases is very strong and can virtually always be justified. But (at the moment and I'm certainly not making any promises for the future) I'm trying to be good. Thankfully after Ron and Nige did an awesome job of rewiring the whole place I have a bag full of cables. One of the ladies at the craft group is also an electrician so we have a nearly endless supply of different sizes of cable. So we all started stripping and this was the result:





The thicker copper wire is from mains and lighting cables and the very fine copper wire is from telephone cables. We have discovered an amazing new tool to use to strip the coloured coat off the copper wire - the humble potato peeler.

Whilst the pliers were out we also played with some other bits of coloured wire we already had in our stashes:



Last but not least, Callie and Nige have been let loose in the shed with tile cutters, polishers and a pile of empty bottles. The chopped up bottles along with a couple of sheets of glass that Nige cut to shape from a broken piece in the green house, some coloured off cuts and glass beads from the craft group were all stuck together with glue and grout to make 2 new windows. 1 window is for the woodshed and the other for Niges shed. At the moment the hole in the woodshed wall is being filled in by a garden gnome. The gnome is proving to be neither windproof or waterproof (strange that) and it lives in constant fear of Niges catapult. So here, to save poor Mr Gnome, are the replacement windows made out of odds and ends:

Mine:


Niges (:


So, all those times that I've been told that "I can make something out of nothing"  - well, I guess they were right!

Here's keeping my fingers crossed as I look forward to the next rainy day where I cannot do what I planned. Every cloud has a copper lining. ;o)

Hugs

Becky


















Wednesday, 10 February 2016

3 months in..........

Hi all,
We are now 3 months into our adventures in France.

late again - here is about 3 weeks worth of news........

Weather is cold, wet and windy, but not as bad as in the UK.
Progress has been slow since the last post due to it being too wet to get out to do much of anything.


Warming up a bit!


We have found a couple more leaks in the roof, not sure where the rain is actually getting in, it depends on the severity and which way the wind is blowing.

We have managed a couple of bike rides, but weather not really permitting.

Bex has joined Callies local Craft Club so we are cutting glass, stripping wire, finding crystals etc.
We will post more photos as works progress

Mr Goth has discovered 2 new food items..............
Lentils = Good as a substitute for mince
Emmental Cheese = Bad as a substitute for Cheddar..



Progress so far..........



Revamp of the fire grate 

with fan to add heat into the room
                           



                           





Conclusion - Needs a bigger Fan!!




Tiger Bread - Part Deux!




As promised here is the recipe


As learned from previous effort, the oven has to be HOT for the initial rise or the Tiger paste won't crack.

The 'secret' ingredient to the Tiger paste is.............................          A teaspoon of Marmite!




Cheese -  Part Deux!


In the absence of some weights, I used 14 Litres of water in the barrel (which weighs 1 Kg) to get 15Kg of pressure  - 1 Ltr of water = 1Kg



As we have no cheese wax, we have tried vacuum sealing instead - all will be revealed on March 1st!



What to do with 4.5 Ltrs of Whey??
Add 1 ltr of sugar, and yeast = Milk Wine!!

Hopefully this may lead to Milk Vodka - if you haven't tried it - you should!


 From L to R:
Quince and Rum Wine,  Milk Wine,  Apple and Quince Cider




A Voyage of Discovery



We dug and found the rest of the path in the allotment - sadly 7m of it is not concrete, but at least there is a gravel base to concrete onto and some good soil to be reused somewhere.



After a long battle with the brambles we have finally discovered the Chicken Shed

and the best Cider Apple tree in the orchard!
Also the only place with phone reception.




 The Grotto

A long term project to convert into 2 bedroom Gitte for travellers and cyclist wanting to use the old railway track and  "La Loire a Velo "
  

Ground floor Kitchen and lounge


First floor bedrooms and bathrooms
 

Somehow I plan to fit 2 double bedrooms with en suites in here!
Plans to follow - may need some summer volunteers (I can supply Cider and Milk Wine!)



Shed tidy - Part Deux


We have a floor!!



Allotment update

Bex is continuing with digging (weather permitting). Planted onions, strawberries, and raspberry canes, lots of free compost from the Dechetterie (recycling centre)





Foundation holes and formwork boxes for foundation pads for the Darma greenhouse pillars







Other stuff

Oak dowels for table restoration
I remember being shown this by my woodwork teacher circa 1980




Stained glass mosaic panels

Making 'roundels' from old wine bottle bottoms using a tiles saw and diamond hole saws




Work in progress........





Failures / plan A

Measuring the Grotto - measuring tape retracted too quickly|!!





Laser level stripped down, new battery terminals, rubber belt for motor, laser diode.
Laser diode not lining up with prism making level dot run uphill to the right - new larger diameter diode on order.
At least I got to listen to Disturbed - very good vocalist and some cracking tunes
Sound of Silence - Disturbed





Smell of fish in bathroom - no hot water part way through shower!
Loose wire in socket/plug
New socket and plug (checked daily!)






Thats about all for now, I will try to keep up on weekly blogs as Im sure I have left lots out.
Please leave comments and let me know if you like the format or would like more words/less photos or even a pink background??

Till next week,

Mr Goth xx